Goldie

The family legend fits in one sentence: great-grandpa found gold, great-grandma found great-grandpa, and the family has lived off the second vein ever since. Goldie grew up behind the counter of the family bar, an operetta saloon in the Suburbs where the decor was fake but the till was very serious. That’s where she learned everything: the first names, the rounds, the art of making a shy customer sing and a singing customer pay. The night a passing Boss left an unreasonable tip just to watch her bite the bill — she bit it; it was real; so was the Boss — the saloon lost its nugget.

She works in joy, which is the most conductive metal in the trade. A fake cockroach in the ice bin, a nickname for every regular, a burst of laughter thrown at the right moment like prospecting dynamite: it clears the rock, and behind the rock there’s the vein. The shy turn talkative, the talkative turn generous, and the generous — her specialty — turn legendary.

The milieu calls it the jackpot: a Generous who spends an evening in her perimeter leaves a good third lighter, and comes back the next week telling everyone what a bargain it was. The sleight of hand is invisible: she never asks for anything, she celebrates — every bill is a feat, every round a historic discovery, and the man paying feels like a prospector rather than a customer. To the stable’s new girls she teaches the fundamental move of the counter: polish whatever you want to see come out of the pockets.

A prospector’s optimism: the vein exists, that’s proven, since she has already found it twice. She carries the family’s first nugget on her — fake, everybody knows it, she first of all — and makes new recruits bite it as a hiring test: the ones who laugh are in, the ones who check are in too, but in accounting. What she wants: a saloon under her own name where the decor would be fake, the gold real, and the line outside long enough for people to tell her legend while they wait.